> Yet another obscure reference-cum-question: “Justify yourself!”

Now TESTIFY!!!

/me mutters something about uncultured USAliens

now, ummm, lisa: you know how cranky i get when you associate that with me in any sense of the word.

i never read Douglas Adams for my own personal reasons. but over a million geeks around here probably did. good for them. if i had been caught with that book back then, i would have been pummelled into the next week by the bullies who had already made me their public enemy #1. showing that much more geekiness on top of what i was already showing would have been pure distaster.

so i avoided it like the plague.

/me quickly runs away

so, like, i hope you understand that i was reading those questions without the references you were considering. they were mostly to fresh ears. so sue me.

/me mutters something about uncultured USAliens

/me quickly runs away

Yet another obscure reference-cum-question: “Justify yourself!”

/me gets out the leather trench coat, weird skullhelmety thing and Enigma encoding glove

Yes, I know I’ve used up my five questions, but this is better than actually doing work.

The answer to both of them is “42″

“How many roads must a man walk down?” is the Mices made up question when they fail to secure Authur Dents brain, and “What is 6 multiplied by 9?” is the question generated by Earth after the Golgafrinchans corrupted the program.

The third is indeed impossible, since the program was corrupted as mentioned above.

As for four, it’s clearly because it’s only certified for ungulate operation, and those hoove are no good for precise pipetting or eating squeezy grass.

As for five, I shall simply teapot at you :oP