Go make yourself useful.
Find my last.fm. Love my new method of procrastination. Blame cat_bird. Add me. Network your social.
Also, several people (really, several people) have badgered me about Facebook. They say, “You have accounts with flickr, LJ, LinkedIn, and a couple of other useless social networking sites. So why not Facebook? Everybody’s on Facebook. You’re missing out! You’re being left out! You’re, like, the last person left not on there!”
“Everybody?”
“Well, everybody but you. Who do you think you are?”
“Gerald.”
“Well, Gerald, I think you’re afraid.”
“Are you telling me this stuff so I can buy into Facebook? Because I gotta tell you, if you are, then that was some of the worst advice I ever heard.”
“Gerald, I believe you are a very troubled and confused Facebook-hater. I believe you are searching for the answers in all the wrong places.”
“You’re right, actually. I am pretty . . . I am pretty troubled and I’m pretty confused, but I . . . and I’m afraid — really, really afraid. Really afraid. But I . . . I think Facebook’s the fucking antichrist.”
**crowd applause**
[a voice from off to the side]: “Get her out of here! Who do you think you are?”
**I waved and smiled as I was escorted from the room**
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