you make your interview questions too easy, lisaparratt.

and i know why you asked these.

1. How many roads must a man walk down?

until he finds that none of them are gonna have the answer to the disappearance of his manhood.

2. What is 6 multiplied by 9?

i’m going to need a calculator.

3. What’s the real question?

you mean, why am i showering myself with self-flagellation by having others ask me all of these questions, all which put me at the centre of the frank inquiry? i dinna.

4. Why does the Unified Modelling Language blow goats so hard that it puts them into orbit round Jupiter?

i’d ask NASA and ESA why they didn’t use this technology to get their exploratory probes out to the jovian system with master efficiency and minimum exhaust.

5. Do you think my hair is big enough?

just a little more shellac …

5 Responses to "you make your interview questions too easy, lisaparratt."

lisaparratt says:
Tuesday, 10 June 2003 at 02:52:12
Pah! The first two are easy!
The answer to both of them is “42″
“How many roads must a man walk down?” is the Mices made up question when they fail to secure Authur Dents brain, and “What is 6 multiplied by 9?” is the question generated by Earth after the Golgafrinchans corrupted the program.
The third is indeed impossible, since the program was corrupted as mentioned above.
As for four, it’s clearly because it’s only certified for ungulate operation, and those hoove are no good for precise pipetting or eating squeezy grass.
As for five, I shall simply teapot at you :oP
lisaparratt says:
Tuesday, 10 June 2003 at 02:55:35
I’ve not got MPD, honest
/me mutters something about uncultured USAliens
/me quickly runs away
Yet another obscure reference-cum-question: “Justify yourself!”
/me gets out the leather trench coat, weird skullhelmety thing and Enigma encoding glove
Yes, I know I’ve used up my five questions, but this is better than actually doing work.
1. Astrid says:
  Tuesday, 10 June 2003 at 11:43:48
  Re: I’ve not got MPD, honest
  /me mutters something about uncultured USAliens
  now, ummm, lisa: you know how cranky i get when you associate that with me in any sense of the word.
  i never read Douglas Adams for my own personal reasons. but over a million geeks around here probably did. good for them. if i had been caught with that book back then, i would have been pummelled into the next week by the bullies who had already made me their public enemy #1. showing that much more geekiness on top of what i was already showing would have been pure distaster.
  so i avoided it like the plague.
  /me quickly runs away
  so, like, i hope you understand that i was reading those questions without the references you were considering. they were mostly to fresh ears. so sue me.
2. chainsaw_hime says:
  Tuesday, 10 June 2003 at 18:43:30
  Re: I’ve not got MPD, honest
  > Yet another obscure reference-cum-question: “Justify yourself!”
  Now TESTIFY!!!
alibee says:
Tuesday, 10 June 2003 at 07:01:39
Dude, I’m taking a UML class right now.
*yawn*

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